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Governor of NY Stops the Salem Witch Trials!!!

We can’t believe it!

A CUTE governor of New York?!?!

Sir William Phips, the cutie governor of New York, has prohibited further witch arrests in Salem and has ordered the release of accused. We hear all of the imprisoned accused witches will be pardoned as long as they can afford to pay their jail expenses.

So, let us get this straight: The witches have been WRONGLY jailed but they still have to pay for their jail food and lodging???

Sounds like the mASSholes we know ~~and love~~!!

thefluffingtonpost:

REPORT: Cat Still Undecided About Whether to Emerge from Bag
According to reports, the cat has yet to fully emerge from the bag and is not yet ready to make a decision. Insiders tell The Fluffington Post that the cat will most assuredly come out of the bag at some point in the future, and that he may hold a press conference as early as next week to announce his plans.
Via Tabbymom Jen.

thefluffingtonpost:

Kitten Given Radio Show, Just Meows For an Hour
WNQW, a public radio station in Detroit, MI, broke historic ground this month as the first radio station in the country to grant air time to a cat. Unfortunately for non-feline listeners, DJ Buttons’s program consists mainly of meowing with the occasional purr.
“Buttons does absolutely adorable things in the booth all day long, but, I mean, it’s radio, so…” said station manager Cleve Moreland. ”In retrospect, this might not have been our best move.”
Via Toastwife.

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